I'd be very honored to be included in such fine company :), but again, my original post was mostly meant go give you all a good laugh.

In reality, I am a little wine drinker and don't know enough to decide whether wines made here in Italy are good or bad. I don't particularly like wine in general (I know, in that I am such a waste here in Italy :D).
Indeed, market worldwide seems to agree with you and Mark and Oscar Wilde.