I don't even just get a simple blink. I get a big-ass word balloon. And even better is when you click on that and tell it to ``Remind me later'', it thinks that a good offset for later would be, like, ten minutes. Aarrgh!

Oh -- and the ever popular ``Update failed for no apparent reason. Go back and try another dozen times.''

Have I mentioned how much I hate Windows? (And don't start on all the ``Run something else, then'' rants. I have a nearly computer-illiterate wife who refuses to use any other computer than the one I have in my office. Don't ask why. I don't know. Maybe that should be another thing I hate.)