I always remembered straightedge people from my highschool and stuff being the ones who wore black dickies and died their hair black, got tats of X's all over them, oh.... and wouldn't do any drugs.

On a side note, what I've always found to help is to drink slowly and have a glass of water in between drinks. You'll probably have to take a leak every few minutes (excuse the wording ladies) but it works out well. Your liver can process about 1 drink's worth of alcohol per hour, just FYI.

Oh yeah, don't use aspirin. That is harsh on the stomach, and will just make you even sicker. Use ibuprofen or another alternative.