More accurately, you hate your browser's half-assed implementation of it.

Actually, I hated it when I was coding for Netscape, too. Figuring out the syntax of things was always way too tricky, and stuff you think should work, doesn't.

Anyway, I found this statement in some obscure place on the web:

Internet Explorer 4 does not allow modification to current window chrome.

So I guess I'll have to see if VBscript allows it. The documentation on VBScript is hard to get through. There's no "WINDOW" object that I can find in the documentation...