Seriously though...

My job (started 1994) had 0 weeks of for my first year, two after that, three at 5 years and 4 at 10. Since then it's relaxed and now everyone gets 2 to start and 3 weeks after three years. Slackers!

Of course, I also bring my dog to work and the president often comes in wearing sandals ripped shorts and a Hawaiian shirt during the summer.

-Zeke