Today's puzzle:

The following 17 letters can be anagrammed into a five-word dialectical phrase meaning "a little farther along."

A A C D D E E E H I N O O P R T W

The answer? "Down the road apiece." More now in addition to being poor at algebra, they're poor at doing arithmetic.

(Okay, they obviously meant "down the road a piece", especially given that "apiece" means "per individual" and not "a small portion", but still.)