I'm basing that on the fact that I can't imagine that a tour of a ... distillery? ... would be that thrilling and that I don't really enjoy straight rum, light or dark, anyway. (Though I will admit that dark rum is at least more interesting than light rum, but I find both rather cloying.) I do hear they have tastings, but I can't imagine they're going to make me a mixed drink (preferably with a lot of lime in it).