i'm not joining your company

I mean your product does not invole magnets, you have not even taken into account the effects of static electricty. ions, free radicals or any other of the things metioned by other wonderful products.

So add a few magnets, deal with the above and then add in some really long complicated words that mean absolutely nothing and i'll join.

I think selling a new cleaning chemical called dihydrogenmonoxide and we would be sorted.

See it here http://www.dhmo.org/