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Heck, just the Lancaster area (PA Dutch / Amish country) has Bird-in-Hand, Intercourse and Blue Ball, just to name some of the more amusing ones
Looks like you can you get to Paradise by way of Intercourse. Somehow appropriate.
...and if you are lucky you can have pizza in the middle of Intercourse, without causing offence...
(despite Googling I can't find a pizza place that is actually IN Intercourse, but who claims to have eaten pizza there and rolls this joke out for re-use every six months)
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Remind me to change my signature to something more interesting someday