Yes Jim, you are wicked abnormal! Like others said, call tech support, or, PM me your number and I'll call you collect Just kidding!

I haven't listened to audio CDs of books by Indian authors, but I doubt the narrators will have the accent you're looking for. You might want to check out these movies - East is east, Monsoon wedding, American desi. It seems one of my favourite books is on audio casette too (link).

~Yogi