Also my uncle got done over last week, they broke into a tool shed, then used an axe and something else to chop the lock off another shed, and stole three scooters/bikes that were in it. Then my aunt was out locally a couple of days later and heard a bike, followed the noise to see a kid on one of the bikes. When stopped, he said "it's not mine" and rode off through some woods. She called the police who said they were too busy to send somebody out....

Knowing my uncle (who is much like Patrick), he will be building a new security/CCTV system with bonus features...

Gareth