Bitt, why don't you make your own?

http://www.rpi-polymath.com/ducttape/index.php

Unbelievably (to me at least), I've had the same wallet since September 1997. I don't know if I would have remembered exactly when I'd bought it if it weren't for the fact that I did so while in Kingston about to check out the 1000 Islands. It's a pretty straight-forward affair which just folds in half and is made of leather by Guess.

My wallet requirements are pretty simple, but I'm sure I could have upgraded to something nicer/better in the past few years. It's still in decent shape though and I honestly haven't really given much thought to retiring it yet.