... do McDonalds and Burger King insist on calling their beefburgers, HAMBurgers?

I mean dammit, the nearest they've ever been to pork is being on the same farm as the pigs!

And why do I always get served by the new girl who's just started the job today and can speak no English?

And another thing - I could have sworn the basic Burger King "Ham" (sheesh) Burger used to be cheaper, what does it cost in the UK and the US at the moment? Nothing fancy, just yer basic cheeseless weeny HAMBurger.

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