Something my wife and I have started doing, in order to combat the like-named products and services at restaurants ... mix up the names on purpose.

At a recent Wendy's trip I asked for a chocolate McSquishy. When questioned, I rephrased it to a chocolate slurpy. Then a fluffy. Then a splishy ... then he figured out what I wanted, and probably spat in it.

At Sonic Burgers I often ask them to Biggie Size it (a Wendy's term), or vice versa .... Sonic Size a Wendy's order.

Greg