And the skills they expect are ridiculous.

I have to agree with you there. If you go by their job requirements listings, these companies want people who are experts on everything, but will pay pennies for the people.

"Must have PhD or better in database management, must have a BA in computer programming, must have a BA in network administration, along with 20 years experience programming in Java, 30 years experience managing SQL server, must be able to code in C, pascal, 6502 assembly language and LISP, and must be willing to work the night shift. MCSE and Netware certification required. Salaries start at 12,000/yr."

Sometimes I wonder if they just post those listings to tease us.