A new domestic partner is clearly indicated, preferably one that's a confirmed gadget freak.

I was afraid that might be the solution. Perhaps Girlfriend 2.0?

think about pursuing long term relationships with males instead

Thank you for the open-minded solution, I truly appreciate your no-holds-barred approach. Unfortunately, there is a fundamental compatability problem with me and a product like that. Besides, there's just no way that could compete with the girlfriend features! (the feature set of girlfriend 2.0 is supposed to be really great - complete with translucent button kit!)