> "My Empeg's disk capacity is disappearing."
> "Random music appearing on my Empeg"
> "My Empeg keeps disappearing."

I didn't expect putting an Empeg in a minivan and then getting a car would result in my wife wanting the minivan rather than the car. Of course, she thought the TiVo was a waste of money when I got that, too.

> "Win32 desktop becoming cluttered for no apparant reason." (Confirmed on all Win32 variants)

Somehow I'm having trouble rectifying "geek" and "win32" ;-)