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#149055 - 18/03/2003 10:18 Googlisms
trs24
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Registered: 20/03/2002
Posts: 729
Loc: Palo Alto, CA
What Googlism says about the empeg:

empeg is not online
empeg is primarily to satisfy the urge to do so
empeg is configured for remote logins
empeg is a pull
empeg is perhaps unique among head units in this respect
empeg is docked in the cage or using the ac power adapter
empeg is powered up
empeg is the stick controller and on top of that to the right is the de
...

All I know is that my empeg is definitely primarily to satisfy my urge to do so.

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#149056 - 18/03/2003 10:49 Re: Googlisms [Re: trs24]
genixia
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Registered: 08/02/2002
Posts: 3411
My favorites;
empeg is the strongarm/linux based car mp3 player that is making me want to break several of the 10 commandments
empeg is *not* for sale
empeg is still cooler than you


...and although not strictly correct, I'm impressed that this got in there,
empeg is the saa7705h



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#149057 - 18/03/2003 10:53 Re: Googlisms [Re: trs24]
Dignan
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Registered: 08/03/2000
Posts: 12318
Loc: Sterling, VA
Heh, then there's the googlism for Tony:

tfabris is right

*edit*
I was attempting to put in people's names who I knew were on the internet. Apparently it had a couple for mine, but it only had Tony's screen name I haven't been able to find many other people's names.


Edited by DiGNAN17 (18/03/2003 10:54)
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#149058 - 18/03/2003 11:07 Re: Googlisms [Re: Dignan]
JeffS
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Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 2858
Loc: Atlanta, GA
ferretboy is right
ferretboy is an ignoramus

hmmm. . . not quite sure how to put that together.
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#149059 - 18/03/2003 11:12 Re: Googlisms [Re: Dignan]
peter
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Registered: 13/07/2000
Posts: 4172
Loc: Cambridge, England
I haven't been able to find many other people's names.
peter hartley is still unfit

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#149060 - 18/03/2003 11:21 Re: Googlisms [Re: peter]
loren
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Registered: 23/08/2000
Posts: 3826
Loc: SLC, UT, USA
loren cox is my fucking hero
loren cox is about 100 or so miles closer to tier's xmtr than to belfast ny

lol. i have no idea where either of those came from.
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#149061 - 18/03/2003 11:33 Re: Googlisms [Re: loren]
JBjorgen
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Registered: 19/01/2002
Posts: 3582
Loc: Columbus, OH
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#149062 - 18/03/2003 11:42 Re: Googlisms [Re: JBjorgen]
trs24
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Registered: 20/03/2002
Posts: 729
Loc: Palo Alto, CA
For all your base:

all your base is probably one of the most well
all your base is gay
all your base is not funny
all your base is now officially out of hand
all your base is a communist plot
all your base is hereby over

The accurate 'ism is #17 on that one.

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EDIT: a little further down - this is highly appropriate:

all your base is beloning to the us


Edited by trs24 (18/03/2003 11:43)
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#149063 - 18/03/2003 11:48 Re: Googlisms [Re: Dignan]
tfabris
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Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31563
Loc: Seattle, WA
tfabris is right
OMG that is so hilarious.
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#149064 - 18/03/2003 11:51 Re: Googlisms [Re: trs24]
butter
enthusiast

Registered: 07/03/2002
Posts: 211
Loc: State side
of course butter gets a ton of hits. Here are some of my favorites


    butter is good
    butter is effective for relief and treatment of acne scars
    butter is in
    butter is very homosexual

*wha? how do they figure?*

    butter is not a cause

*nor am I a solution*

    butter is not for everyone
    butter is the breakfast of champions
    butter is a four

*Thats just cruel. I would like to think I am at least a 7.*

    butter is alive

*duh.*

    butter is so white and clean that it is literally edible

*see! if i look good enough to eat I should at least be a 7*

    butter is not only for those of african descent though
    butter is expected to reach a record 800 million pounds

*Looks like my diet starts today*

    butter is 100 percent fat
    butter is a high

*I wonder if thats from "taking the pot" in my youth?*
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#149065 - 18/03/2003 11:53 Re: Googlisms [Re: tfabris]
andym
carpal tunnel

Registered: 17/01/2002
Posts: 3995
Loc: Manchester UK
WTF is going on here:


andy marriott is flying to cardiff today to meet bobby gould and discuss a possible move to ninian park
andy marriott is probably the latter
andy marriott is having talks with cardiff chairman sam hammam over a £300
andy marriott is all set to sign a permanent deal at wigan athletic




and there's me thinking the only other andy marriott is a radio presenter.
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#149066 - 18/03/2003 12:18 Re: Googlisms [Re: Dignan]
drakino
carpal tunnel

Registered: 08/06/1999
Posts: 7868
Googlism for: drakino

drakino is the founder of the b5 starcraft clan
drakino is full of role
drakino is the differences between men and women's marriage patterns

That site still scares me.

My real name didn't come up with anything accurate.

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#149067 - 18/03/2003 12:29 Re: Googlisms [Re: drakino]
trs24
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Registered: 20/03/2002
Posts: 729
Loc: Palo Alto, CA
For G.W.:

george bush is a monkey

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#149068 - 18/03/2003 12:30 Re: Googlisms [Re: trs24]
tonyc
carpal tunnel

Registered: 27/06/1999
Posts: 7058
Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
Searching for "dubya" is even funnier...
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#149069 - 18/03/2003 12:33 Re: Googlisms [Re: tonyc]
trs24
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Registered: 20/03/2002
Posts: 729
Loc: Palo Alto, CA
Ha ha ha - one of my favs:

dubya is laying the groundwork for an insanity plea

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#149070 - 18/03/2003 12:39 Re: Googlisms [Re: trs24]
Dignan
carpal tunnel

Registered: 08/03/2000
Posts: 12318
Loc: Sterling, VA
Apparently, "dignan17 is looking for ideas for his project to build a pc based mp3 jukebox"

I wasn't aware I was such a dissatisfied empeg owner!

*edit*
I'm also kinda suprised that that is the only thing it found for me. I mean, I use this screen name all over the internet, with upwards of 5000 posts on 5 or 6 message boards, and all it came up with was for something that I think was about 3 years ago? Strange


Edited by DiGNAN17 (18/03/2003 12:41)
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#149071 - 18/03/2003 12:49 Re: Googlisms [Re: Dignan]
wfaulk
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/12/2000
Posts: 16706
Loc: Raleigh, NC US
I think it just looks for the phrase "%s is" on Google, or something similar. I don't think there's much intelligence behind it.
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#149072 - 18/03/2003 12:54 Re: Googlisms [Re: trs24]
Ezekiel
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Registered: 25/08/2000
Posts: 2413
Loc: NH USA
Googlism for: ass

ass is a portal
ass is a weblog
ass is earth
ass is history
ass is that what


It gets indecent from there on in.
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#149073 - 18/03/2003 13:28 Re: Googlisms [Re: wfaulk]
Dignan
carpal tunnel

Registered: 08/03/2000
Posts: 12318
Loc: Sterling, VA
Yeah, that's what I figured. The reason I was suprised was that it didn't turn up more than that.

Anyway, I liked the ones for my name:
matt is a crazy bastard
matt is a lazy bastard
matt is no match for frank horrigan <- my second favorite
matt is brilliance in a rawhide satchel <- my favorite
matt is the michael jordan of music <- I'm honored!
matt is a badass pimp
matt is staying alone in a hand
matt is a megalomaniacal dictator who makes life miserable for everyone on his staff
matt is assumed dead in a bank robbery attempt in montana
matt is coached by russian michael khmel and managed by the shadow
matt is confused by the human world and he thinks that an ice cube is a wonderful jewel he lost when he put it in his pocket
matt is a work in progress
matt is likewise made a target
matt is a hippie long hair
matt is a bad american
matt is cool too cool for you
matt is

These were among hundreds of results. Why so many? Well:

matt is a ridiculously common name
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#149074 - 18/03/2003 13:38 Re: Googlisms [Re: Dignan]
Anonymous
Unregistered


Googlism for: yz33d

yz33d is just a kid

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#149075 - 18/03/2003 13:41 Re: Googlisms [Re: Ezekiel]
Dignan
carpal tunnel

Registered: 08/03/2000
Posts: 12318
Loc: Sterling, VA
ass is a portal
It gets indecent from there on in.


No further comment
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#149076 - 18/03/2003 13:45 Re: Googlisms [Re: ]
Laura
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Registered: 16/06/2000
Posts: 1682
Loc: Greenhills, Ohio
Gee, mine said

laura white is a f**king idiot

I kind of feel that way today.


Edited by Laura (18/03/2003 13:46)
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#149077 - 18/03/2003 13:54 Re: Googlisms [Re: trs24]
cushman
veteran

Registered: 21/01/2002
Posts: 1380
Loc: Erie, CO
It gets me confused with my software:

mark cushman is an imap webmail server written in php
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#149078 - 18/03/2003 15:26 Re: Googlisms [Re: trs24]
Heather
addict

Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 510
Loc: NY
Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about me yet.

I feel so special.
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#149079 - 18/03/2003 15:29 Re: Googlisms [Re: Heather]
tfabris
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Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31563
Loc: Seattle, WA
You say that like it's a bad thing. Most people don't want Google to know too much about them.
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#149080 - 18/03/2003 15:31 Re: Googlisms [Re: tfabris]
Heather
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Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 510
Loc: NY
You say that like it's a bad thing. Most people don't want Google to know too much about them.

That was my point. Kinda hard to hide with that name.
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#149081 - 18/03/2003 15:43 Re: Googlisms [Re: trs24]
dodgecowboy
enthusiast

Registered: 31/01/2002
Posts: 214
Loc: Mississippi State University
lucas is nowadays the most important tourist center of the peninsula of baja california
lucas is continuing his fight for an $11
lucas is too sexy for his haori
lucas is batman view the resemblences
lucas is looking for people hello i used to lived
lucas is mailed phantom edit zap2it
lucas is tired
lucas is an opportunistic hack
lucas is smiling
lucas is reading
lucas is god
lucas is the force on seattle's "d"
lucas is too playful and would knock small kids down
lucas is now on the world wide web

and then there is a bunch of stuff related to George Lucas and Star Wars ofcourse
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#149082 - 18/03/2003 15:47 Re: Googlisms [Re: andym]
davec
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Registered: 18/08/2000
Posts: 992
Loc: Georgetown, TX USA
Some incorrect facts about dave clark:
dave clark is a good example
dave clark is a millionaire
dave clark is ok with this
dave clark is a good musician

Some that are more fact than opinion:
dave clark is mean and moody thoughout
dave clark is a glutton for punishment
dave clark is a really cool guy who does really cool things for a living
dave clark is a semi
dave clark is the greatest player in the history of baseball
dave clark is not quite ready for prime time
dave clark is not the creator of tcp/ip
dave clark is roughly accurate
dave clark is going to look into having chuck bauer <- Uhhhh, they need to finish this sentnce!!! This is the only one that really is about me, he was a guest speaker at my bass fishing club last year.

And last, but not least...
dave clark is so handsome OK that one is referring to me as well...
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#149083 - 18/03/2003 16:58 Re: Googlisms [Re: tfabris]
trs24
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Registered: 20/03/2002
Posts: 729
Loc: Palo Alto, CA
Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about me yet.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No, Googlism said that like it was a bad thing.



kinda scary that they had to throw in the "yet"



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#149084 - 18/03/2003 17:05 Re: Googlisms [Re: davec]
ninti
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Registered: 28/12/2001
Posts: 868
Loc: Los Angeles
ninti is ready to shine forth from the nuwaubian woman

My real name got a couple more hits:

scott is clinton's white house mistress

scott is gay
scott is weak on the top
scott is lame
scott is a pain in the
scott is a scammer
scott is a prick
scott is a big poopyhead
scott is fit to die
And finally,
scott is executed by injection

And my favorite:
scott is
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