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#194303 - 19/12/2003 19:20 Subaru WRX question
FireFox31
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Registered: 19/09/2002
Posts: 2494
Loc: East Coast, USA
Why must every Subaru WRX owner drive like a [censored] maniac? What are they trying to prove?

(I know the lines I'm crossing by asking this in a WRX-populated community. This is not a flame but an honest question that rears its ugly head again and again and again.)
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#194304 - 19/12/2003 19:38 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: FireFox31]
tfabris
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Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31600
Loc: Seattle, WA
Because the WRX is a rally car.
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#194305 - 19/12/2003 19:46 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: FireFox31]
frog51
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Registered: 09/08/2000
Posts: 2091
Loc: Edinburgh, Scotland
Erm...some don't, if there's anybody watching
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#194306 - 19/12/2003 19:47 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: tfabris]
FireFox31
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Registered: 19/09/2002
Posts: 2494
Loc: East Coast, USA
Is heavy New Jersey traffic a rally course?

Seriously, if I get cut off, nearly sideswiped, or nearly rear-ended one more time by a WRX... I think I'm just going to have to get a faster car and have my revenge. ::forced :: Would a 300 HP Buick Roadmaster station wagon scare them off?
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#194307 - 19/12/2003 21:07 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: FireFox31]
RobotCaleb
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Registered: 15/01/2002
Posts: 1866
Loc: Austin
not unless it had a hot pink racing stripe
and a 'type r' sticker

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#194308 - 19/12/2003 22:58 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: RobotCaleb]
tfabris
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Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31600
Loc: Seattle, WA
not unless it had a hot pink racing stripe and a 'type r' sticker
LOL

But seriously, I know what you mean about some cars being asshole magnets, though. Present company excepted, of course. But I remember during the 90's, a local standup comic used to have a one-liner: "I see that Citrus Heights has a new mascot; A dickhead in a CRX..."
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#194309 - 19/12/2003 23:19 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: tfabris]
RobotCaleb
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Registered: 15/01/2002
Posts: 1866
Loc: Austin
of course, im color blind, so he could use any color stripe between #FF9999 and #FF0099 (which im told are different colors) and ill never be able to tell the difference

(this whole post was written on the assumption that the given colors are, in fact, pink in color. if not, i just made my point even further, i guess)

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#194310 - 20/12/2003 09:48 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: RobotCaleb]
loren
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Registered: 23/08/2000
Posts: 3826
Loc: SLC, UT, USA
The sad thing is the WRX is becoming the new Civic. All the guys that raced around in their slammed Civics are starting to trade up to WRXs or STi's or Evo's... yours truly included... except i never raced around in it in the first place. But i'm definitely noticing more and more WRXs being driven crazier by younger and younger people every day in San Francisco. That and BMW 300 series and M3's. Man... where do these kids get their money??

Anyhow, the WRX is hard to drive slow. Not that that's any excuse!
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#194311 - 20/12/2003 16:29 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: FireFox31]
ithoughti
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Registered: 17/07/2001
Posts: 721
Loc: Boston, MA USA
Why must every Subaru WRX owner drive like a [censored] maniac? What are they trying to prove?


Well, I'm a fucking jerk, and I also drive a WRX so your assumptions and bold generalizations must be true. Come to think of it, I am trying to prove that my dick is bigger than that guy's in the Integra next to me.
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#194312 - 22/12/2003 04:11 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: ithoughti]
frog51
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Registered: 09/08/2000
Posts: 2091
Loc: Edinburgh, Scotland
Another thought that occurred to me last night while taking my 18 month old daughter for a spin in my Scooby around a large ice-covered empty car park in an industrial estate near me was that in many cars I just couldn't drive safely like that.

The Subaru makes a lot of things much safer - slides are very controllable, even full opposite lock drifts, and you know you can drive closer to the edge because there is warning of back end breakaway and it is sooo recoverable.

Anyway, my daughter's comments - Wheeeeeeeee!

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#194313 - 22/12/2003 07:24 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: frog51]
andy
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Registered: 10/06/1999
Posts: 5916
Loc: Wivenhoe, Essex, UK
Yeah, just don't forget that in the UK if the car park is open to the public exactly the same laws apply as they do on the public road. You can (and people regularly are) be nicked for driving dangerously/driving unisured/etc on a deserted car park.

One poor guy was done for drink driving, after driving a couple of hundred yards across his own field. He was hosting a village fete in the field and while the fete had ended the gate to the field was still open and a few people hadn't yet left.

The law really can be silly sometimes...
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#194314 - 22/12/2003 07:56 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: andy]
frog51
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Registered: 09/08/2000
Posts: 2091
Loc: Edinburgh, Scotland
Aye - obviously made sure all nearby CCTV cameras were pointing in other directions

Wonder what the mileage is in arguing the case for it not being dangerous, but actually practicing so that on roads I am safer??? Must ask the traffic cop who lives 3 doors up
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#194315 - 22/12/2003 11:02 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: FireFox31]
DWallach
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Registered: 30/04/2000
Posts: 3810
Would a 300 HP Buick Roadmaster station wagon scare them off?

If your goal is to get respect, nothing beats a 1970's station wagon, fake wood paneling and all, particularly if it's got numerous dents and other blemishes. A friend of mine in college had such a car. People gave you space! It was truly amazing. Nobody wants to cut off a car that simply just doesn't care. "Honey, did we hit a car on the way home or was that blue scrape always on the bumper?"

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#194316 - 22/12/2003 12:44 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: DWallach]
julf
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Registered: 01/10/2001
Posts: 1307
Loc: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
If your goal is to get respect, nothing beats a 1970's station wagon, fake wood paneling and all, particularly if it's got numerous dents and other blemishes. A friend of mine in college had such a car. People gave you space! It was truly amazing. Nobody wants to cut off a car that simply just doesn't care. "Honey, did we hit a car on the way home or was that blue scrape always on the bumper?"

Just try an ex-military land rover (complete with in-service dents and 27 layers of brush-applied paint)

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#194317 - 22/12/2003 13:58 Re: Subaru WRX question [Re: DWallach]
Ezekiel
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Registered: 25/08/2000
Posts: 2413
Loc: NH USA
No doubt. Although it wasn't as big as a wagon, my 1970 Plymouth Valiant (aka Dodge Dart) got me out of concert traffic faster than anything, especially at the symphony.

"Go ahead & try me Mr. Beemer, my car costs less than your headlight!"

-Zeke
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