Greeter: "Hi, how are you?"
You: "Suck my dick."
Greeter: "I'm not on commision"
You: "I'll pay you by the hour"
Greeter: "How much"
You: "Depends..."
Greeter: "Suck your own dick"
You: "Fine then."
3rd party: "This is a stick up. Stick 'em up"
Greeter: "Suck my dick"
3rd party: *Bang*
Greeter: "Ouch"
You: "Suck it now, Biiiaatch"
3rd Party: "I bought a piece of [censored] hard drive"
Manager: "Okay I'll exchange it for you"
3rd Party: "Too late now, mofo. Give me a big screen, a dvd player, a bar code scanner gun, and a Britney Spears CD."
Manager: "Okayyy"
You: "Wanna go to Disneyland"
3rd Party: "No thanks, I just got back from Six Flags."
Manger: "Come 'on?"
3rd Party: "Yeah, for rizzle my nizzle, shizzle."
Manger: "Take this Girls Gone WIld Spring Break box set and we'll call it even"
3rd Party: "nay"
You: "Aye"
Manger: "har har"
Everyone: "hah hah hah ho ho hum"
You: "And a bottle of rum..."