Greeter: "Hi, how are you?"

You: "Suck my dick."

Greeter: "I'm not on commision"

You: "I'll pay you by the hour"

Greeter: "How much"

You: "Depends..."

Greeter: "Suck your own dick"

You: "Fine then."

3rd party: "This is a stick up. Stick 'em up"

Greeter: "Suck my dick"

3rd party: *Bang*

Greeter: "Ouch"

You: "Suck it now, Biiiaatch"

3rd Party: "I bought a piece of [censored] hard drive"

Manager: "Okay I'll exchange it for you"

3rd Party: "Too late now, mofo. Give me a big screen, a dvd player, a bar code scanner gun, and a Britney Spears CD."

Manager: "Okayyy"

You: "Wanna go to Disneyland"

3rd Party: "No thanks, I just got back from Six Flags."

Manger: "Come 'on?"

3rd Party: "Yeah, for rizzle my nizzle, shizzle."

Manger: "Take this Girls Gone WIld Spring Break box set and we'll call it even"

3rd Party: "nay"

You: "Aye"

Manger: "har har"

Everyone: "hah hah hah ho ho hum"

You: "And a bottle of rum..."