I remember his riveting post

Riveting...(blush).

Waaal, I'm pretty cautious about drawing on my increasingly rusty body of medical/nursing know-how, but if you ever need to be catherized in a jiffy, or if you need your endotracheal tube suctioned, feel free to get in touch.

Some things are like a bicycle. You never forget

(edit: Oh, crap, I need to say something about butter, or *I'll* be blamed for taking this weirdest of all threads off-topic! ....Ummmm......ummmm...... butter, mayonnaise, and such are actually pretty low risk as food poisoning vehicles, but you still want to keep that butter covered if you subscribe to the warm butter school...)