Iraq: We don't have no steenkin' chemical warheads.
Blix: So, you told us in 1992 that you had 80 thousand chemical warheads loaded with Sarin gas.
Iraq: Oh... those.... We, errrr, used them for fertilizer....
Blix: Do you have any records of that? If you tell us where you used them, we can take soil samples.
Iraq: Ummmm, the problem is.... the dog ate them. You can search these 10,000 square miles of desert though. If you don't find them, we don't have them, right?
France: SEE! They don't have any weapons of mass destruction! I don't see what the big deal is. Just like in World War II, when we KNEW that the Germans wouldn't invade through the Ardennes, like they did in.... nevermind.... Think of the children?

-Biscuits