Sorry guys we tried. There's got to be another caster out there willing to take this on.

Wait, I've figured it out. We need to gather up all of the button castings Brian Mihulka ever did and put them together in a chest, then spill the blood of Brian's first born son over them. Only then can the curse be lifted.

Problem is, I hear there's still one button out there, and it was inadvertently taken by a maiden who didn't know the source of its power. We must comb the seas for it...




"But why is the rum gone?"