Just ran across this article which claims that, at them moment anyway, the Cruise Holmes thing is working in favor of CoS.

I don't know why, but the statement in the article of " . . . this incident started with a galactic shake-up 75 million years ago, when an alien ruler sent billions of subjects to this planet to solve an overpopulation problem. These "thetan" souls dispersed and invaded humans." makes me think of Douglas Adams. I wonder if among these aliens were telephone sanitizers?

Edited to add the Golgafrincham link