#293467 - 04/02/2007 19:22
Whom shall God smite?
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Are not the sins of the one the sins of the many? Nay, though you have bent your knee and bowed your head, only some are Chosen and those not so chosen will be laid low. Be assured that He has listened to the false pride of sinners and they will be cast out!
The moment of Judgement is nigh!
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#293469 - 05/02/2007 01:07
Re: Whom shall God smite?
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Colts 29, Bears 17. Final.
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#293470 - 05/02/2007 01:15
Re: Whom shall God smite?
[Re: Jehovah]
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Colts 29, Bears 17. Final.
I thought it was supposed to be two of each?
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#293471 - 05/02/2007 07:18
Re: Whom shall God smite?
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Are not the sins of the one the sins of the many? Nay, though you have bent your knee and bowed your head, only some are Chosen and those not so chosen will be laid low. Be assured that He has listened to the false pride of sinners and they will be cast out!
The moment of Judgement is nigh!
Jim, I really don't think this is the proper forum for quoting President Bush.
I think he's quoting our CEO.
Peter
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#293472 - 05/02/2007 17:58
Re: Whom shall God smite?
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Colts 29, Bears 17. Final.
I thought it was supposed to be two of each?
Yes, but this is Jim's thread. These are liberal Colts and Bears, whose alternative lifestyles are accepted.
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#293473 - 05/02/2007 19:42
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I think he's quoting our CEO.
Peter
Ouch. Time to break away and start another company?
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#293474 - 05/02/2007 21:19
Re: Whom shall God smite?
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Colts 29, Bears 17. Final.
I thought it was supposed to be two of each?
So glad some person got my joke. Gevalt! What? All that rain for Nothing?
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#293475 - 05/02/2007 21:39
Re: Whom shall God smite?
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Colts 29, Bears 17. Final.
I thought it was supposed to be two of each?
Yes, but this is Jim's thread. These are liberal Colts and Bears, whose alternative lifestyles are accepted.
Ok, that almost killed me.
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#293476 - 06/02/2007 00:14
Re: Whom shall God smite?
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Colts 29, Bears 17. Final.
I thought it was supposed to be two of each?
Yes, but this is Jim's thread. These are liberal Colts and Bears, whose alternative lifestyles are accepted.
OK, I admit it. I support Civil Unicorns.
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#293477 - 16/02/2007 01:17
Re: Whom shall God smite?
[Re: Jehovah]
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Colts 29, Bears 17. Final.
Well, OK, I backed up and read some of the pre-game press. Now, granted, the Colts coach and players were reported to be a pretty prayerful bunch, and they never hesitated to thank you for your help in winning games, both regular season and playoff, but it looks like Bears prayed just as much if not more! How do you explain this?
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#293478 - 16/02/2007 15:22
Re: Whom shall God smite?
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Colts 29, Bears 17. Final.
Well, OK, I backed up and read some of the pre-game press. Now, granted, the Colts coach and players were reported to be a pretty prayerful bunch, and they never hesitated to thank you for your help in winning games, both regular season and playoff, but it looks like Bears prayed just as much if not more! How do you explain this?
Don't you know, Jim? It's not how much you pray, it's how hard you pray. The Colts obviously prayed much harder than the Bears.
Pfft. I bet the Bears didn't even properly tithe.
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#293479 - 16/02/2007 16:59
Re: Whom shall God smite?
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What is it about "Final" you don't get?
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#293480 - 16/02/2007 17:10
Re: Whom shall God smite?
[Re: Jehovah]
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You've had at least three revisions of your rules so far. What is it about "Final" you don't get?
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#293481 - 16/02/2007 18:03
Re: Whom shall God smite?
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Hey, who's the omnipotent being here?
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#293482 - 17/02/2007 03:21
Re: Whom shall God smite?
[Re: webroach]
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Don't you know, Jim? It's not how much you pray, it's how hard you pray. The Colts obviously prayed much harder than the Bears.
Pfft. I bet the Bears didn't even properly tithe.
I am not sure that these are opinions I would voice within earshot of said Bears. They seem pretty serious about all this praying. They might kill and eat you.
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#293483 - 17/02/2007 03:23
Re: Whom shall God smite?
[Re: Jehovah]
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What is it about "Final" you don't get?
OK, so you're saying "Game Over". But unless you are saying the Bears *didn't* pray as hard, well, at least...why wasn't the game closer???
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#293484 - 19/02/2007 10:47
Re: Whom shall God smite?
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Brian Urlacher was in commune with the dark one, nullifying all other prayers. Unfortunate decision that.
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#293485 - 19/02/2007 15:02
Re: Whom shall God smite?
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Closer? So, some nil-nil soccer score for the Superbowl? Do you want a kind and merciful god or not?
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#293486 - 19/02/2007 20:20
Re: Whom shall God smite?
[Re: JBjorgen]
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Brian Urlacher was in commune with the dark one, nullifying all other prayers. Unfortunate decision that.
Ummmm? Dark one? (research ... research...)
Ah. Paris Hilton. Now that explains *everything*. The Bears can crank out all the TD prayers they want, but I can't think of any all-powerful deities whose comebacks would stand a chance against the negative karma bomb that is Paris.
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