All you need is a suitably grandiose American-sounding name

Or one that doesn't make you giggle and/or embarrassed to order.
Spotted dick = Spotted Richard?

Perhaps at the next european meet (I will be coming) we could have a suet tasting event. Similar to wine tasting. If we don't like it, we can spit it out. But, I would imagine only the americans would have a problem with such things as steak-and-kidney pudding.

and you, yes you robricc, could be the Mrs Fields of suet pastry.

Of course, to be successful with selling suet in America, you must call it something else. People would immediately google "suet" and find out it's birdfood. The idea of eating kidney fat isn't that appealing either. We like a lot of buzzwords for our food since FoodTV has become such a hit. Perhaps "Naturally flavored buttery infused chutney salsa" would be good?

I'll keep you guys posted on how the Spotted Dick search/baking goes. I think I may have found a brit that will get it or cook it.