We know about dongs over here. Perhaps you remember the controversy surrounding the nomination of our Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas and the porn ``star'' involved: ``Long Dong Silver''

And the whole concept of trying to sell something intended to be this high in saturated fat to the American marketplace is laughable. It just won't work. You'd have to hide it, and I'm pretty sure that that wouldn't work in this case. I'm sure that you can find it in some specialty stores, though.