Britney Spears and clones? Boy bands? sorry, I don't see any merits there. In that case anyone here can honestly say that those people have no talent.

You mean you're watching Britney with the sound *on* ?!
Dude! You are totally missing the whole point.

Turn down the TV volume, put on your own rockin' tunes on the Empeg, open
a cold beer, and think to yourself, "hey, I'm saving five bucks on a table dance
right now!"

(Actually, I downloaded some shred-metal guitar covers of "Hit me baby one
more time" and "Crazy" that work GREAT for this. Highly recommended.)