I hate when they bring me Papsi when I order Coke. They are both vile concotions unsuitable for human use, but they are different vile concotions unsuitable for human use!

Typical scene when yours truly orders a cup of coffe with whipped cream:

YT: A cup of coffe with whipped cream and a large glass of iced plain water, please. The whipped cream is real, isn't it?
Waiter unperturbed so far: Of course!
YT: You sure? How do you make it? You do make it, don't you?
Waiter frowns, then britens: Ah, you mean is it from one of those spay cans? No, sir, we whip it ourselves! Tries to depart
YT: Just a moment. What cream do you use?
Waiter totally confused by now: Well, you know, one of those... waves his hands, describing cream container in the air; this is the crucial point: I like whipped cream made from fresh, just pasteurized cream, as it preserves smell and slightly sour taste of fresh cream; it is sold only in 0.2l containters; sterilized, sweetened and/or vanilla flavoured cream is sold in 1l containers; the waiter's hands describe a larger one...
YT: Machiato, then!



Cheers!

Dragi "Bonzi" Raos
Zagreb, Croatia
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