Yorkshire calling....!!!
Are they transmitting Emmerdale in the US? A feature of Yorkshire TV productions is that the studios were unwisely constructed with wooden floors, the creaking of which is a feature that has hampered producers of programmes like Frost and Rising Damp, as well.
Not that they didn't have enough trouble with electricians!
I'm told that the Yorkshire accent is as near as you get to the way English was spoken by Shakespeare.