(swmbo, having read this post, thinks it's hysterical that tanstaafl suggested MLord would make be able to make sth to do the trick. But, to be honest (should one be honest on a bbs?), you should suggest that the thing is impossible & then I'm sure MLord will build the thing just to prove you wrong )

Don't tell him I've stolen his ID to post...

-sjs

(also known as, apparently, though entirely inaccurately as you might guess, as swmbo)