I got projectile vomit and pee on the floor from my daughter

My Jeep gave me an entire exhaust from the cat back. Broke off and lying in the savanna. Noisy.

I missed Christmas dinner in the village because our boat engine broke while we were in the leaky boat. I had to try to bail faster than the boat filled until we could paddle back to shore.

Our presents got stuck in the mail from the States. Ironically enough, we're having to take an emergency trip back to the US tomorrow so that my wife can have a kidney procedure. I likely won't see them til February (and then will have a hefty storage fee from the post office).

Coal would have been preferable.