Honestly, if either of those threads weren't insanely dull and colorless, I'd think they were just having a laugh like us in this thread.

In reference to the second thread, I guess none of them has ever heard of a hex editor or a simple binary compare program?

I should sell these guys magic q-tips - it will improve their musical enjoyment 100 fold regardless of what hi-fi equipment is being used. A truly portable sonic-bliss solution.