Apology accepted.

I have to say that Kylie has done a reasonable job with her musical career, and over the years has turned herself from a talentless wannabe into a creditable artist. I don't own any of her music as it's not my cup of tea, but I'll give credit where it is due...

Danni doesn't have much more than looks going for her. I remember she played at an Aussie-themed ball at the University of Southampton in the early 90s to about 12 people, while Rolf Harris packed the same room later in the evening.

Mind you, that in itself isn't necessarily indication of failure. The Students' Union records mention a band played in the Engineers' Ball of 1969, "....to 20 very bored and drunk students". The band????

Pink Floyd.