After owning the Mark IIa since received as a xmas gift, I've noticed that I don't get the same excited response I used to from my girlfriend when I show her the latest version of Hijack!

Has anyone else noticed this gradual decline in relationship quality???

For example, the pole dancer slapping ass definitely did NOT get the "wow! that's SOOOO cool!" response I expected. In fact, the only slapping that seemed to make her laugh had nothing to do with the empeg :-/

The left/right fade feature didn't seem to impress that much either. (I thought it was *very* cool that this one track with a lot of echo started reverberating when I set way left or right!)

Mostly, I'm concerned that she doesn't even LOOK when I say "look at what FunnelWeb does on this Pink song!"

Any suggestions on how I might remedy this problem?

Mark? I think I need some new, REALLY impressive features to save my relationship!

-Joe