I can see it now:

We’ve detected that you have spent too much time playing our game so you will now be logged off for the rest of the month in order to preserve your health. Please find some other healthy activity to engage in such as reading a book or riding a bicycle so that you can spend your time wisely until you are allowed to log in again. We are sorry for any inconvenience this might be to your gaming experience and we look forward to providing you gaming service in the future.
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-Jeff
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.