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...guy collecting a brand new Kia, had not quite mastered the controls leaving the forecourt and got rammed in the driver's side by a Ford Transmit. 30 feet in your brand new prize possession...

Ah well, it was only a Kia. Dealership probably just handed him a new one, same thing as spilling your coke on the way out of the restaurant. Only difference is, with the Coke, they're worried about the price of the cup.