Dang, Tony, why bother with Diskeeper if you're going to go and do that?

And just think. If I hadn't tried to be Politically Correct and said "waitresses" instead of "servers", you wouldn't have had the opportunity to make that awful little pun.

For what it's worth, the server is bolted to a rack which is bolted to the floor and the wall, so no tipping is possible without some effort.