The empeg has taught me that I know only enough about Linux to make me dangerous.

It's actually a good thing, because it allows me to be able to see things from an end-user perspective and be able to straddle the line between "Linux expert" and "Joe Sixpack". So I can make good FAQ entries.

Okay, I'm back for a little while. How do I make those commands work so that I can get you the output you need? I got those errors saying that those commands don't exist. Do you need those commands to make it work? If not, can you give me more instructions on exactly what I should type to *not* induce those errors?