....So you can't believe it! You get the EOL2001 with illuminated buttons, the kernels, the logos, the fascia, the java, the lenses AND the optical interface AND THE FULLY VENTILATED SNEEZE-THROUGH WIND VENTS!

A 2000 dollar value ALL for just $699!! WE MUST BE CRAAAAAZY!!!

BUT WAIT!! That's Not ALL!!!

IF YOU ACT NOW, we'll throw in a Lyrics Viewer -- A 14,000 DOLLAR VALUE!! -- FOR FREEEE!!!

ACT NOW! DIAL 1-800-EXPLODE-MY-HEAD! YES, DIAL 1-800-EXPLODE-MY-HEAD!!!
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Jim


'Tis the exceptional fellow who lies awake at night thinking of his successes.