who thinks the idea of a Porsche truck is just wrong?

It's not just the concept that's wrong....

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in the meetings where they decide the names of new cars. Cayenne being a well known folk remedy for Arthritis and Rheumatism, would indicate that Porsche were thinking of the older driver at the planning stage!

Or for that matter is the Volkswagen Touareg, just a polite spelling of the English slang toe -rag for someone useless and debased!