Greetings!

...changing things at this point might be a little difficult...

Not really. Languages change all the time, evolving, mutating. All that is needed is time. Given enough time, "double-u" as we know it now may transform into "dubya", and the letters L, M, N and O may merge into one character "elemeno"...
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Paul Grzelak
200GB with 48MB RAM, Illuminated Buttons and Digital Outputs