I, and the group of reprobates I call my friends, have been trying with some success to twist words used for specific tenses and plurals - it's been catching on for years:

Along the same lines as dive now, dove yesterday we have jump and jamp, glide and glid and various others.

The plural of mouse should definitely be meece, and spice - speece.

And a collective noun I heard applied to my family - for some reason, can't think why - an asylum of Alsops.

And it isn't just the English language - maths is quite mad too. Anyone looked at Euler's formula ->

e^(i*pi)+1=0

an irrational number to the power of (an imaginary number multiplied by an irrational number) plus an integer = zero!

How does that happen???