"Two! Tins! Of! Tomatoes!"

Totally off topic... but that reminds me a joke.

An American is being visited by his cousin from England. In showing the Englishman around, they vist a large factory where they are canning vegetables, and the Englishman is quite impressed by all the machinery. The foreman of the plant tells him, "Well, you know how it goes -- we eat what we can, and what we can't eat, we can."

The Englishman is delighted by this, and exclaims, "Oh, I must remember that for the blokes back home."

The moment he's off the plane at Heathrow, he tells his friends, [imagine the English accent] "I heard the cleverest anecdote over in America. It seems they eat what they can, and what they can't eat they put up in tins."

tanstaafl.