I know you've said you hate beef jerky, but I still think you might want to try making your own. It doesn't have to taste like those nasty Slim Jims or the other crap they sell in stores. It'll taste like whatever you make it with.

Personally, I've had the opposite problem from most people; it takes a lot of willpower to eat regularly. I just don't get hungry, so if I'm not careful, I can go for several days without eating, which is NOT a good thing.

-Biscuits