No, I wanted something that is plug and play, relatively cheap, well-proven and wife-friendly. I could just see it now..."Sorry Hon, just give me a minute to re-program the boost maps.", "Yes I know we're late for your parents, but I've only got the fuel map left to do...", "Ok, I'm done now...it'll just be a couple of minutes for the throttle body adaptation.", "Oh dammit, I forgot to correct that air map I screwed up yesterday"

.....and just to top it off, then realising that my empeg needed a stable version of Hijack because I'd left one of my dodgy development kernels on it..

I really like my wife, and I'd like her to keep liking me!