Best meal I had last time round, was the restaurant to the left of the facade on the other side of the street from the Gare Du Nord, I can't find the bill, as I speak - we had a fair wait for Eurostar and got stuck into the gourmet meal - it may just have been greed having three bowls of "soupe de poisson", but I had to finish the tureen: If you're a boarding school boy, you learn never to leave any food - the trio of sorbets was just pure indulgence: We slept the whole way to Waterloo!

N.B. Avoid the meals on the Bateau Mouche, I think gourmet means something different when you're on water!!

Good Grief, I just became an "Old Hand", that'll do me for the day, I'm off to the pub!