Okay, I'm about ready to strangle someone.

I finally break down and decide that the only way around this for sure is to just use their "GlobalVPN" client software.

It was the thing I wanted to avoid... using third party network clients. But oh well, we bought this thing and now we might as well use it. Right?

I find out this thing isn't licensed for any VPN users. At all. Licenses for the GlobalVPN client software cost extra.

I just bought the one Meatballman linked for me. That pricepoint doesn't include clients. ARGH.