It's funny only because it's ironic - Rory seems to have come in here trolling. Dropping the conversation when asked simply for the names of the products he's described. Like the troll, these devices seem to be only mythical.

Right now, my recommendation is save a bunch of cash and get a Nook or Kindle. With a slight nod to the Nook if they're going to do a lot of eBook reading and a nod to the Kindle if they want access to Amazon's store.