O Empeg father, who hast graciously given unto us the digital audio before its time; We yield thee humble and hearty thanks for this thy bounty. We remember well the darkness of the Before; We laud your mercies in delivering us to the great After.

And to the Lord of the Hijack, who maketh the buttons to glow, senses the press of the knob, and sendest the dock of refuge, who by thy mighty power dost order all things in the modes of AC and DC, we yield thee hearty thanks for the features thou hast bestowed upon us filling our ears with gladness.

We beseech thee to hear our quiet plea, and the relief of those that need; thinks us not whiners nor hangers-on, but deliver to us word of the mystical kernel that make the RAM runneth over. Sow in our hearts the hope of the car player without end, now and for evermore. A-bump.